Asian-American fetish model January Seraph may have just cemented her role in my fantasies as a sort of x-rated Psylocke with this photo set - I mean, come on. Aside from being a hot Asian chick, she’s sporting purple streaks in her long, dark hair AND is rocking a positively ninja-style mouth gag. I could swear I remember SOME incarnation of Psylocke wearing something similar (and considering the fact that there’s like forty different versions of the character, thanks to her many deaths and resurrections and Crimson Dawns and Kwannons and alternate realities and Exiles and… on and on and on… who knows when I saw that particular outfit, does anyone out there happen to know off the top of their head?). So you see where the inspiration for such imaginings is coming from… especially since she seems to be posing herself as having been captured and bound as some sort of superhero sex slave - just pick your favorite villain to fill in the blanks, because really, who WOULDN’T want a piece of this gorgeous ninja babe’s ass?
Okay, normally I write my own descriptions (if they can truly be called descriptions, since half the time I start rambling about video games or something instead…) for my galleries here at Tales Of Hentai, but whoever is writing the teaser blurbs for new Hollywood hentai site Gogo Celeb has been making me laugh so hard that I’m gonna have to go ahead and just copy/paste their introduction to this collection of kick-ass Fantastic Four hentai. Make no mistake, I’m not calling the actual content hilarious (it’s actually really well done and hot as fuck), but… well, just read it and I think that you’ll understand:
“You haven’t seen how Reed and Sue’s honeymoon went until now! Sure it’s just the two of them fucking, but when Reed goes elastic, the screwing’s fantastic! See this husband-and-wife team go in for the kinkiest sex positions you never thought they could do — they’re so nasty, we’re sure that the Thing would definitely turn rock-hard when he sees these two!”
Heh. Told you so. But you know what, when a site’s churning out stuff of this caliber and quality, they can say as much corny shit about it as they want - in short, Gogo Celeb is just that fuckin’ rad.
I know that I have this uncanny ability to relate just about everything back to Namco Bandai’s Tales Of series, but at least this is a pretty obvious connection: see gorgeous silver-haired elf chick from 3D Teenz; immediately wonder why silver-haired half-elf Raine from Tales Of Symphonia never got a bonus title/costume quite like this. I mean, I know that in the Japanese PS2 version she gets what is essentially a Playboy Bunny outfit, but you know… it’s, uh, always nice to see elf chicks show off their, um, woodland pride (don’t even ask) in skimpy outfits? ………alright. You caught me. I really didn’t have a good idea of what to talk about in regards to the hot CGI elf girl, so I’m just sort of word vomiting about my favorite video games franchise because it comes rather naturally to me. So yeah, feel free to just bypass the rest of this paragraph and get on with looking at the pictures… I’m just going to keep typing here… no particular reason… uh… I’m going to go get a soda now, so…
One of the reasons that I love Club Silvia Saint so much is that Silvia & her girls tend to do lots of fetish/themed photoshoots, and they always get really into whatever persona that they’re trying to portray. Case in point: this boxer-themed photoshoot of the site’s main attraction, adult superstar Silvia Saint (if you’ve never heard of her before, you’ve been living under a rock or something, seriously). I’ve noticed that she seems to favor the more “badass babe that would totally kick your ass and make you LIKE it, if not beg for more” look, and she’s knocked it out of the park once again. I mean, if you can bear to tear your eyes away from her incredible body, you’ll notice that she really went all out - the outfit (that she strips out of pretty quickly, but still), the set, the props… it’s obvious that Silvia is totally into the fantasy of being the hot bitch that could either seduce you or beat you into submission, and that kind of enthusiasm is really sexy, in my humble opinion. So yeah, it’s corny, but I hereby declare Silvia Saint the current holder of the (totally fictional) Super Hero Fetish championship belt!
So, when it comes to military babes, here’s a question to ponder - Kylie James: cute soldier babe or CUTEST soldier babe? Because seeing this petite blonde teen suit up - and strip off - her camoflauge jacket & bikini really makes me wonder if there’s anyone out there that can even hold a candle to Kylie. I mean, just check out her ass! That’s a booty worth fighting for, am I right or am I right? Anyhow, to be honest I’m not sure if Kylie James really counts as a “badass chick” as is the usual focus of Super Hero Fetish, but hey… she was just too hot in these photos to NOT post. We’ll just pretend that the camo makes her tough!
Let’s get one thing straight: Justice League Unlimited rules, in no small part due to it’s awesome art style, great storylines, and the fact that it includes more than just the “big three” of Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman in every episode. It just so happens that one of my favorite parts of this wider universe of characters is the presence of Hawkgirl and Green Lantern (although, to be honest, I would’ve preferred Hal Jordan over John Stewart) - so when I saw these comics from Drawn Sex featuring Wonder Woman catching Shayera & John in the act, I was immediately hooked. Turns out, the Justice League comics are now some of my favorite things that Drawn Sex does, because everything seems so realistic - the art style is spot-on, everyone’s in character, and the plotlines are believable. If you want to see what I mean, check out this excerpt of the previously mentioned Shayera-centric comic where she teaches Diana about the art of eating pussy!
Pornstars Like It Big’s top Big Dick Agent, Eva Angelina, is on a mission to save her partner Jordan Ash from her arch-nemesis, Mariah Milano. When Eva finds him laying on the ground completely unconscious, she tries to resuscitate him… but when mouth to mouth and typical CPR don’t seem to work, her curiosity gets the best of her and she decides to check out Jordan’s cock. Eva quickly gets aroused by how big it is, but as she worships it, Jordan finally wakes up. He lets her know what happened and she informs him that the necessary actions will be taken, but only if he agrees to let her fuck his big cock. Would you say no to a special agent?
She may have been an Australian Penthouse Pet Of The Year, but don’t let that fool you: brunette bombshell Kobe Kaige has fantasies that are anything but mainstream. And with the launch of the super-kickass-amazing (you don’t even KNOW how excited I am) website that is Horrorbabe, it looks like Kobe (and all the other badass bitches featured) get to act out their wildest, most primal sexual urges for all to see. With tons of photos and 40-minute long video “episodes”, Horrorbabe is pretty much a horror/alterna porn lover’s wet dream. And since I’m on a total “hot sword-wielding warrior babes” kick lately, it’s only right that I use this gallery featuring Kobe Kaige’s swashbuckling sex appeal to introduce everyone to my new favorite porn site! Horrorbabe is so fucking awesome, seriously.
With all of the popularity of Renaissance Faires, high-fantasy RPGs set in Medieval eras, movies and comics featuring sword-wielding knights and the like… I have to say that I find it really surprising that there’s so little in the way of similarly-themed adult content. So I was really excited when I stumbled upon Bare Maidens, a website that specializes in “erotic fantasy nudes”. They feature well-known porn stars like Shyla Stylez in full-on medieval cosplay, sporting (and shedding) everything from armor to druid cloaks. The basic story that Bare Maidens revolves around is that of the world of Arta, a land where magic, adventure, and of course, sex color the landscape. To give you a general taste for the kinds of photos and women you’ll see at Bare Maidens, I put together a sampling of some of my favorite sets. Enjoy, and welcome to Arta!
You know, it’s probably a very good thing that in real life, FBI agents don’t dress quite like Virtua Girl HD’s Carol G. I mean, if getting taken away by the feds meant that you got to see a hot blonde chick strip out of her skin-tight uniform, while flashing both her huge tits AND her gun… well, I think it’s safe to say that the world would just degenerate into a wretched hive of scum and villainy quicker than Mos Eisley ever could. People would actively be trying to get arrested, chaos would prevail, and civilization would eventually collapse… all because Carol G had to go and flash her boobs. Oh, well - I guess that, for now at least, it’s a better idea to just download the Virtua Girl HD desktop stripper software (don’t worry, it’s legit - no malware, spyware, or any other nasties, according to my copy of AdAware) and watch the sexy faux-FBI agents shake their moneymakers on your desktop WITHOUT having to commit any felonies. Yeah, that’s DEFINITELY the best way to go.
